taintedmousedelusion:

chippingthegoalkeeper:

thegoldengals:

chippingthegoalkeeper:

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

tag yourself with your living place’s population and what youre classified as. im 278,508 city boy

1,500. Basically a villager.

overheardbackstage:

John Mulaney finally provides the answer to his own question:

overheardbackstage:

John Mulaney finally provides the answer to his own question:

overheardbackstage:

John Mulaney finally provides the answer to his own question:

overheardbackstage:

John Mulaney finally provides the answer to his own question:

overheardbackstage:

John Mulaney finally provides the answer to his own question:

overheardbackstage:

John Mulaney finally provides the answer to his own question:

akaashikelji:

me: im gonna write today

my brain:

aidashakur:

BITCH IM WEAKKK, my nosey ass

maplebungus:

maplebungus:

maplebungus:

me when im just fucking chilling.

im just fucking chilling.

dont look at me.

dont fucking look at me im chilling.